Back in the days when I used to read Wizard, they used to have comic book casting calls where they chose a comic book, such as Spiderman and cast the movie for it. I still remember they chose Howie Long as Venom/Eddie Brock. At the time I thought that was a pretty good match up, especially how Todd McFarlane drew him. But I digress. Here is my 2008 Presidential Candidate Casting Call if they made a movie out of it. Thanks to Allan for starting it off!

Let’s start with the Democrats:

Recently dropped out runner Jonathan Edwards played by the late great John Ritter aka “Jack Tripper”

Barak Obama played by Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager or Dave Chappelle (as Howard Dean)

Hillary Clinton played by Susan Sarandon or Emma Thompson

For the Republicans:

Huckabee played by Charles Logan

Rudy Ghoul-iani played by the Bad News Bear’s Jackie Earle Haley (who plays Rorschach in the upcoming Watchmen film)

John McCain played by Steve Martin

Fred Thompson played by the guy in Law & Order (these guys look like twins)

Bill Richardson played by Horatio Sanz

My man Ron Paul (♫ ¡viva la rLOVEution!) played by Sir Ian McKellen

Mitt Romney played by Frankenstein (you can’t mess with the chin)

Thanks again to Lemmyboy